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5 Reasons Why God Hates My Little Pony!

I would imagine that many of you honorable Christian men and women would not know of this satanic piece of dog spit called My Little Pony : Friendship is Magic. You might be aware of the “innocent” television shows of the 80’s and 90’s, which were already teaching satanic rituals to young children, but this is truly an awful show, devoted to destroying our children’s innocents.

1. Despite being a show intended for young girls it has an extremely large fan base of grown men, obviously this is the work of satanic witchcraft being used to manipulate the minds of good christian men.
2. One of the main characters of the show, named Rainbow Dash, is a disgusting piece of lesbian slime who has rainbow colored hair and enjoys nothing more than sports, athletics, and lesbian pony sex, which is consistently hinted at through the use of subliminal messages throughout the show
3. It advertises sorcery and witchcraft, with certain ponies using their evil zodiac symbols to perform all sorts of evil conjuration and other works of satan
4. It has an ability to transmit disgusting gory thoughts into minds of watchers, for instance, here’s one innocently titled fan-made plot cupcakes
WARNING: NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART
5. Worst of all it teaches young girls to go out and pursue a career and try to be survive on their own, when they should be at home, serving their husbands. This show shows female ponies owning their own businesses, running farms, and aspiring to be athletes, giving these young viewers the wrong impression on what they should be doing with their lives.

That is my presentation on My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.

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    19 Comments on 5 Reasons Why God Hates My Little Pony!

    1. Inspired preaching, Bob. I think it’s so important for us as Christians to highlight the evils we face around us every day.

    2. Thank you for bringing this to our attention. I will be sure to interrogate my children about any involvement they may have with The Little Ponies. We can never be too vigilant when it comes to protecting our families.

      • Michael O'Malley // December 6, 2014 at 6:57 am // Reply

        Oh my god. Oh. My. God. You people are the worst kinds of Christians. Everyone has a right to do their own thing and have their own life. Girls aren’t born to serve men. Some of you just don’t realize that.

        • If everyone “has the right to do their own thing,” then exactly where do you get off telling me I can’t protect my family from secular influences? And if girls weren’t meant to serve men, then perhaps Eve should have given it a little more thought before taking the fruit from the serpent, hmmm? And even so, Eve was created from Adam’s rib specifically to serve as Adam’s helpmeet (Genesis 2:18-25), so your point is moot.

          Try reading the Bible if you expect anyone here to take you seriously, son.

    3. Pony_molesting_pervert // October 1, 2014 at 4:26 pm // Reply

      I can’t believe this ignorance!

    4. christ warrior // October 2, 2014 at 12:44 am // Reply

      Informative article. I am sure Jesus would be proud.

    5. Pony_molesting_pervert2 // October 2, 2014 at 3:54 am // Reply

      I really do not know what is their problem with my favorite show.

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    10. 1. The show is OBVIOUSLY (very heavy emphasis on the “obviously”) appointed to men and women of all ages. If you have watched it like I have, you would see that point I made.
      2. What subliminal messages? Rainbow Dash is not a lesbian, and there is absolutely no hints towards it. She could possibly be asexual but not homosexual.
      3. Since when it all magic witchcraft? I’m guessing you think the guys that can put two rings together and take them apart are doing witchcraft as well?
      4. Cupcakes, and other horror stories (or Creepypastas as they are known as), are made by people who more than likely make other stories as well but in real life they are actually some of the nicest people you would meet.
      5. This is the part where I’m so done….soooo done…… Women are not slaves to men.

    11. “This is the part where I’m so done….soooo done…… Women are not slaves to men.”

      Time to read the Bible you ignorant slut:

      Genesis 3:16

      Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.

    12. omfg this guy is ridiculous and probably a potty mouth redacted

    13. Is this for real? If you knew anything about anything you would know witches don’t even believe in Satan…the devil is a Christian demon, not a pagan one. And you must have a lot of time on your hands to go and dissect a cartoon like this. I don’t think you are making your God proud by printing ignorant, narrow minded garbage like this.

      Blessed be

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