5 Reasons Why God Hates My Little Pony!

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I would imagine that many of you honorable Christian men and women would not know of this satanic piece of dog spit called My Little Pony : Friendship is Magic. You might be aware of the “innocent” television shows of the 80’s and 90’s, which were already teaching satanic rituals to young children, but this is truly an awful show, devoted to destroying our children’s innocents.

1. Despite being a show intended for young girls it has an extremely large fan base of grown men, obviously this is the work of satanic witchcraft being used to manipulate the minds of good christian men.
2. One of the main characters of the show, named Rainbow Dash, is a disgusting piece of lesbian slime who has rainbow colored hair and enjoys nothing more than sports, athletics, and lesbian pony sex, which is consistently hinted at through the use of subliminal messages throughout the show
3. It advertises sorcery and witchcraft, with certain ponies using their evil zodiac symbols to perform all sorts of evil conjuration and other works of satan
4. It has an ability to transmit disgusting gory thoughts into minds of watchers, for instance, here’s one innocently titled fan-made plot cupcakes
WARNING: NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART
5. Worst of all it teaches young girls to go out and pursue a career and try to be survive on their own, when they should be at home, serving their husbands. This show shows female ponies owning their own businesses, running farms, and aspiring to be athletes, giving these young viewers the wrong impression on what they should be doing with their lives.

That is my presentation on My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.


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2 Comments on 5 Reasons Why God Hates My Little Pony!

  1. Inspired preaching, Bob. I think it’s so important for us as Christians to highlight the evils we face around us every day.

  2. Thank you for bringing this to our attention. I will be sure to interrogate my children about any involvement they may have with The Little Ponies. We can never be too vigilant when it comes to protecting our families.

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